May 2013
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yeezytaughtme:
love yourself like kanye loves himself
believe in yourself like kanye believes in himself
know you’re the shit like kanye knows he’s the shit
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The answer to every question about my future: I’d move to unsettled Alaskan wolf country and pick up moose turds with my favorite shoes for $50k/year. I’m not picky.
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beatbeaters said: congrats on graduating!
Thank you! I’m torn between feeling happy that I’m done and terrified that I’ll never make something of myself now.
Spent my first day as a college graduate cleaning and painting someone else’s house. And I have a crush on a recent follow. So basically, no part of my life is in order.
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I forgot how happy champagne makes me. If you ever wanted an honest answer to a question, now is the time.
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: Draw Futurama →
mookiest:
Well it’s that time again.
The next #draw project is here and it’s #drawFuturama. Normal rules apply. Enjoy!
@jam_wah
@jonbalenciaga
@jontofski
@themooks (me!)
@sallepierrelamy plus a video of him doing it here
@dafttom
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rangerhitomi:
nicolasiscaged:
“420 blaze it” i whisper to myself as i set 420 acres of forest on fire
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bonapartist:
so i was looking up stuff about birth control throughout history and
American Dad has good taste in Louisville bands.
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Damn I’m drunk. Whatever, my syntax, spelling, and grammar are immaculate. And I look good.
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I’m not a confrontational person, but if the bar isn’t airing the Derby tomorrow, I’m going to have to strongly insist that they do so.
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Soooooo drunk
z-infinity:
They keep giving me free donuts with my drinks!
Where the fuck are you at where this is a thing?
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April 2013
24 posts
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Anonymous asked: do you ever wish you could just cuddle up in an ex's arms because you remember how comforting it was? no matter how much things have changed? because that's where I'm at tonight.
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I was doing squats and eating and bit the fuck out of my cheek.
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